December 2011
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SHINee Jokes! →
almightydiva:
nerumi:
heartamplifier:
kpoparazzi:
lynnxalters:
Key’s afraid of heights.
That’s why he’s with Jonghyun.
Onew walked into a bar.
He asked for a drink and a mop.
Onew walked into a bar.
And fell.
Why did Onew cross the road?
Because the chicken was on the other side.
Taemin walked into a bar.
And then he got kicked out.
Drugs don’t work on Jonghyun.
He...
“Life is a question of nerves, and fibres, and slowly built-up cells in which...”
– Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (via wickeddreamsandwildmadness)
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20 Years From Now:
Husband: Why do you have a blog with pages and pages of my face?
Me: Honey, that was before we got married.
The Perfect Combination ★: SHINee Jokes! →
nerumi:
heartamplifier:
kpoparazzi:
lynnxalters:
Key’s afraid of heights.
That’s why he’s with Jonghyun.
Onew walked into a bar.
He asked for a drink and a mop.
Onew walked into a bar.
And fell.
Why did Onew cross the road?
Because the chicken was on the…
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
highfunctioningdarklordofall:
hilaryskank:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
#i think that special place is an isolated cabin in the middle of some place terrifying #and you have a roommate #who always leaves the back door open at nights #and horrible things come in #and eat you #over and over...
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poesys:
i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
WELL FUCK YOU
MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
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"I want a twilight theme park"
letsmakeitasecret:
I think you already have one. It’s called a forest.
Emotional roller coaster of Bella Swan: Sit on a Chair and stare out of the window
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jimsturgess:
“baby” i whisper as i reblog a picture of a grown man that is at least 10 years older than me
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What happens when the Doctor runs out of...
Audience Member: This question for Mr. Moffat. How are you going to keep doing the regenerations because, the Doctor is only supposed to have 12 and he's used them all up apart from that last one.
Moffat: First of all, he can regenerate 12 times and that would mean there would be 13 Doctors. What we'll do in the event that we reach that point, and we've had 13 Doctors, there's this emergency BBC protocol. We will... make something up.
I like to imagine that Donna Noble sets an extra... →
timelordy-teganbreann:
fuckyeahgallifrey:
She does it, but without understanding why or even realizing she does it. She just knows, in her heart of hearts, that somewhere out there, somewhere very near or very far, there is someone out there who wishes he could spend Christmas with her.
She thinks “Just in case,” as she lays one more place.
Five minutes later, she returns to the table,...
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2011/2012
dannnnnclark:
What I did in 2011
loads of cool shit
Plans for 2012
do more cool shit
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